A Baby Boomer & Generation Alpha Mashup
Tues. January 18, 2022 @ 9:30am @ Judd School/7pm @NBTHS
Monday Mornings @ 7:55am (Starts the week of Oct 4th)
*Any 4th Grade Actor who is also in Orchestra should attend Orchestra Reh
Tuesday Afternoons 3:15-4:45 (Begins October 5th)
Sunday January 16, 2022 High School Rehearsal 4-8pm
There may be a few rehearsals on other days in Dec/Jan as we get closer to performance.
- Instead of casting only one student in each character, the parts will be spread out to include all students who auditioned. We show support to all students involved with a positive attitude.
- Bring your script to each rehearsal/highlight. If you lose it, email me: email@example.com
- Parts will be chosen based on audition rubric results: volume, personality, and behavior.
- Everyone will receive 7 lines. Some may earn more based on behavior/acting/attendance.
- What is typecasting? How does it work? Learn your whole part (cover) in case someone is sick.
- Learn the line before your line (your cue line.) Lines in (parentheses) are not spoken.
- All actors should be subscribed to the Judd music blog (juddsong.blog)
SONGS: A Dream Is A Wish, ME, In My Dreams, Bibbidi-Bobbidi, In My Own Little Corner
CINDERELLA OG: Wise older Cinderella, has a pet mouse named Crystal
CINDERELLA OMG: Young, loves shiny/light up objects, makes inventions when cleaning
PRINCE OG: Wise older Prince, loves wacky shoes, often extra
PRINCE KICKS:Young, Castle Influencer, has the most followers on the kingdom socials
BOUJEE BARON: Lots of sass, likes to be in charge
MEME JOKER: Nervous person, Funny
TIK TOK FAIRIES: Loves to dance, has magical powers
SALTY MOMMA: Has many children, unkind to Cinderella
SALTY KIDS: (Basic Baes, Wee Pests, Nacho Pals, Tea Testers, Shade Squad) Not so well behaved kids of Salty Momma; bullies Cinderella.
SCENE ONE: ONCE UPON A TIME
(Baron, Joker, Prince Kicks, Prince OG, Cinderella OG)
BOUJEE BARON: Hey!! Watch where you are going!
MEME JOKER: I’m sorry. I guess I need some more practice before the performance.
BOUJEE BARON: Uhh, bruh….take a look at the audience, this IS the performance!
MEME JOKER: OH LORD!
PRINCE KICKS: Allow ME to introduce myself. I am the Prince in our village. I’m really important.
BOUJEE BARON: The prince still can’t get a date. Hopefully that will change at our next party.
PRINCE KICKS: Um, wasn’t that a little harsh?
MEME JOKER: The prince isn’t wrong. Did you know that there are a bunch of kids outside doing Tik tok dances and waiting to meet the prince?
PRINCE KICKS: I don’t know if we should let them in, that’s kinda sus.
BOUJEE BARON: I think you’re going to like some of the squad at our next dance. You know you aren’t getting any younger. You’re almost 21.
MEME JOKER: Please excuse him, he’s crabby. Too much screen time. Time to unplug.
PRINCE KICKS: Surely I will meet the right person this time. And if they can help me get more followers on my socials, it will be a perfect match.
BOUJEE BARON: Whoa, look over there! That old person looks like you!
MEME JOKER: Look at his shoes!
PRINCE KICKS: Omg, those shoes are so last century!
BOUJEE BARON: Who’s the older babe next to him?
MEME JOKER: Look at the cute little mouse, awwwwww
PRINCE OG: Hey there, you whippersnappers! Get off my lawn!
CINDERELLA OG: Now now, have you had your evening snack yet? Be nice!
PRINCE KICKS: You look a lot like me; just less good looking.
BOUJEE BARON: Please excuse him, the Prince needs some work on being respectful.
PRINCE OG: Back in my day, we walked 10 miles uphill in a storm to bring presents to our elders.
CINDERELLA OG: Don’t listen to that nonsense. Back in our day, Prince was throwing parties to meet the fabulous me!
PRINCE OG: Well you are a pretty cute dame with great gams.
MEME JOKER: That would be a great meme. I can see it now…ERMAHGERD!
BOUJEE BARON: Ok, Boomer. What was it like when you were young?
CINDERELLA OG: Ah yes, once upon a time, I was very unhappy.
PRINCE OG: Your stepmother and step sisters were very mean.
CINDERELLA OG: They made me work all day. I wore dirty torn clothes and wasn’t allowed to go to the ball.
PRINCE OG: But then her fairy godmother and animal friends helped her.
CINDERELLA OG: Land sakes, they sure did. They dressed me in a beautiful gown and amazing slippers.
PRINCE KICKS: I JUST LOVE SHOES, ALL KINDS!
PRINCE OG: And it was love at first sight when we met. But she accidentally left one of the slippers at the palace after midnight.
CINDERELLA OG: I never thought I’d find you again.
PRINCE OG: Lucky for me for me, after a long search, I found your foot.
CINDERELLA OG: And we are living happily ever after in the suburbs.
BOUJEE BARON: Our story today is similar to yours with a 21st century twist.
MEME JOKER: I’m just here for the popcorn.
PRINCE KICKS: Do we have a story for you, old timers. So just sit back and relax…
ALL: AND ENJOY THE SHOW!
SCENE TWO: INVITATION TO THE BALL
(Salty Momma, Cinderella OMG, Salty kids, Meme Joker, Boujee Baron, Prince Kicks)
SALTY MOMMA: GET OVER HERE AND MOP THE FLOOR CINDERELLA!
CINDERELLA OMG: Be right there.
KID: Cinderella, you never do anything.
CINDERELLA OMG: I was just finishing the laundry.
KID: I’m hungry Cinderella. When are we eating???
KID: I broke a nail, Cinderella. Bring me a nail file now!
SALTY MOMMA: Cinderella, you didn’t mop these floors! I can’t see my beautiful reflection!
CINDERELLA OMG: I’m so sorry.
KID: Cinderella did that on purpose!
KID: We put up with way too many shenanigans.
CINDERELLA OMG: I’ll do better. I promise.
SALTY MOMMA: Your promises are getting old, dear.
KID: Cinderella never does anything! Mother!!!
CINDERELLA OMG: Can I get you anything from the kitchen?
SALTY MOMMA: Yes? What seems to be the problem?
KID: Cinderella gave me a dirty look.￼
SALTY MOMMA: CINDERELLA!!!
MEME JOKER: Should we come back at a better time?
SALTY MOMMA: Oh, no! Please don’t go. Kids today, so much drama.
PRINCE KICKS: I am here to tell you about an amazing opportunity.
SALTY MOMMA: What an honor to have you stop by our home!
BOUJEE BARON: Yes, the honor is all yours.
MEME JOKER: Baron can be a little cringe. Ignore him.
BOUJEE BARON: Speak for yourself.
PRINCE KICKS: I would like to personally invite you to my amazing castle.
SALTY MOMMA: Oh my goodness. Be still my heart!
MEME JOKER: The party is going to be LIT!
BOUJEE BARON: My parties never disappoint.
PRINCE KICKS: You know I have my own line of shoes right?
BOUJEE BARON: Anyone who is anyone knows your shoes.
MEME JOKER: It’s true. Even my 82 year old mom buys them on ebay.
SALTY MOMMA: I’m wearing your latest line of “not so uggs” right now.
PRINCE KICKS: Well I am looking for a new design. Something different.
BOUJEE BARON: We are having a contest across the entire kingdom.
MEME JOKER: YESSSSSSSSSS! HASHTAG INSTAGOOD!
SALTY MOMMA: Oh my, my children are the smartest in the land.
BOUJEE BARON: Well just tell those smart children to invent some DOPE new kicks.
PRINCE KICKS: They will win a boatload of cash and perhaps even my love.
SALTY MOMMA: Oh I will. You are going to be so happy with what they design.
MEME JOKER: Who’s that cleaning the floor?
SALTY MOMMA: That’s no one, just someone who does work for me; no one special.
BOUJEE BARON: Anyone is special enough to follow the prince on socials.
PRINCE KICKS: Everyone is invited.
SALTY MOMMA: Whatever you say, your highness.
MEME JOKER: It’s gonna be epic!
PRINCE KICKS: We are off. Have a pleasant day!
SALTY MOMMA: Ta ta for now!!!
CINDERELLA OMG: Oh, I am so excited! A ball! And I have so many ideas about what shoes I should design!!!
SALTY MOMMA: Well, well, well. YOU want to go to the ball?
CINDERELLA OMG: They did say all were invited.
KID: Not you!! hahhahahahaha
SALTY MOMMA: Oh Cinderella, you are a funny little thing aren’t you…
KID: Cinderella has to finish the chores
SALTY MOMMA: Oh my goodness, that’s true.
KID: Look at all of the dust!
SALTY MOMMA: It is pretty dusty since the last time you dusted was yesterday.
KID: Dust bunnies are everywhere!
SALTY MOMMA: I may think about letting you go to the ball.
KID: MOTHER! HOW COULD YOU?
SALTY MOMMA: Finish the dusting, mopping, window washing, laundry, lawn mowing first. Then we will talk.
CINDERELLA OMG: Oh my! I will, step mother I sure will! Oh goodness! Thank you!
KID : But mother! Mother! She doesn’t deserve your kindness!
KID: She doesn’t deserve ANYTHING!
KID: Why does she get treated so nicely? We don’t!!
KID: All I want is a good meal. Is that too much to ask??
SALTY MOMMA: Oh, you mustn’t worry. She won’t be able to finish all of these chores! I will make sure!!!
KID: And what could she possibly wear?
SALTY MOMMA: Rags are not in style this season! hahahhahaha!
SCENE THREE: DREAMS
MEME JOKER: So glad you are here. I think I left my….
CINDERELLA OMG: Phone? Here you go.
MEME JOKER: Thank you so much! You saved the day.
CINDERELLA OMG: You are too kind.
MEME JOKER: I owe you a dance at the ball.
CINDERELLA OMG: I don’t think I’ll be able to make it.
MEME JOKER: But why not? Everyone is invited!
CINDERELLA OMG: I have too many chores. I’ll never finish.
MEME JOKER: I wish there was some way I could help.
CINDERELLA OMG: If only I could invent something to help me clean.
MEME JOKER: Maybe your family could help you.
CINDERELLA OMG: I could never ask them.
MEME JOKER: I’m so sorry. What are you working on?
CINDERELLA OMG: I am creating some shoes that I think the prince will love.
MEME JOKER: Oh, I wish you could come to the ball.
CINDERELLA OMG: It’s ok. For now my dream will be a wish my heart makes.
SONG: A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES
SALTY MOMMA: The ball is tomorrow night and there is SO much to do!
KID: I need some FANCY CLOTHES!
KID: I need a new HAIRDO!
KID: My nails are terrible. I need a manicure.
KID: I’ll never finish my invention.
ALL: MOTHER!! HELP!!
SALTY MOMMA: Calm down. Who’s the smartest?
KID: ME! I’m the smartest.
SALTY MOMMA: Who’s the sweetest?
KID: ME! I’m the sweetest!
SALTY MOMMA: Who’s the coolest?
KID: ME!!! I’m the coolest.
SALTY MOMMA: Who does everyone want to be ?
KID: ME! Everyone wants to be ME!
SALTY MOMMA: And who is it all about?
ALL: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!
SONG: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!!
SALTY MOMMA: Don’t forget, Cinderella. After you do the dishes, mop the floor.
KID: Make sure to clean the counters.
KID: Remember to sweep the whole house.
SALTY MOMMA: I think that is about all. Not too much to do luckily.
KID: Do you think there will be enough food for everyone?
KID: I hear everyone in the kingdom will be at this one.
SALTY MOMMA: Not everyone….
(They all laugh)
KID: Oh those royal refreshments….
KID: MOTHER! We are going to be late!
SALTY MOMMA: Goodbye Cinderella. Have a nice evening. Maybe we will bring you a cookie. (They leave.)