SCENE THREE: DREAMS (Meme Joker/Cinderella OMG/Salty Momma/Kids)
Meme Joker-Jake J
Cinderella OMG-Sophia P
Salty Momma-Riley M
Salty Kids-Violet C, Angelia H, Yaneliz U
MEME JOKER: So glad you are here. I think I left my….
CINDERELLA OMG: Phone? Here you go.
MEME JOKER: Thank you so much! You saved the day.
CINDERELLA OMG: You are too kind.
MEME JOKER: I owe you a dance at the ball.
CINDERELLA OMG: I don’t think I’ll be able to make it.
MEME JOKER: But why not? Everyone is invited!
CINDERELLA OMG: I have too many chores. I’ll never finish.
MEME JOKER: I wish there was some way I could help.
CINDERELLA OMG: If only I could invent something to help me clean.
MEME JOKER: Maybe your family could help you.
CINDERELLA OMG: I could never ask them.
MEME JOKER: I’m so sorry. What are you working on?
CINDERELLA OMG: I am creating some shoes that I think the prince will love.
MEME JOKER: Oh, I wish you could come to the ball.
CINDERELLA OMG: It’s ok. For now my dream will be a wish my heart makes.
SONG: A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES
SALTY MOMMA: The ball is tomorrow night and there is SO much to do!
KID: I need some FANCY CLOTHES!
KID: I need a new HAIRDO!
KID: My nails are terrible. I need a manicure.
KID: I’ll never finish my invention.
ALL: MOTHER!! HELP!!
SALTY MOMMA: Calm down. Who’s the smartest?
KID: ME! I’m the smartest.
SALTY MOMMA: Who’s the sweetest?
KID: ME! I’m the sweetest!
SALTY MOMMA: Who’s the coolest?
KID: ME!!! I’m the coolest.
SALTY MOMMA: Who does everyone want to be ?
KID: ME! Everyone wants to be ME!
SALTY MOMMA: And who is it all about?
ALL: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!
SONG: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!!
SALTY MOMMA: Don’t forget, Cinderella. After you do the dishes, mop the floor.
KID: Make sure to clean the counters.
KID: Remember to sweep the whole house.
SALTY MOMMA: I think that is about all. Not too much to do luckily.
KID: Do you think there will be enough food for everyone?
KID: I hear everyone in the kingdom will be at this one.
SALTY MOMMA: Not everyone….
(They all laugh)
KID: Oh those royal refreshments….
KID: MOTHER! We are going to be late!
SALTY MOMMA: Goodbye Cinderella. Have a nice evening. Maybe we will bring you a cookie. (They leave.)
Cinderella OMG-Emmanuela K
Prince OG-Olaitan O
Meme Joker-Denzell K
Tik Tok Dancers/Fairies- Emma C, Zayah L, Allison L Kaitlyn M, Tapaysa P, Eli P
CINDERELLA OMG: Woe is me. My life is so emo. I didn’t ask to be in this fairy tale.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Did someone say Emo or Fairy?
TIK TOK FAIRY: Emo Fairy at your service.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Whoa, where am I? Who are you? (Fairies do the floss)
CINDERELLA OMG: Who are you and why are you doing the floss?
TIK TOK FAIRY: We always do the floss when we meet new people.
CINDERELLA OMG: Um ok. Well I don’t mean to be rude but I have work to do.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Honey, we’ve come here to save you from this um…BASIC life.
CINDERELLA OMG: Please don’t take this the wrong way but I don’t think you can help me.
TIK TOK FAIRY: You clearly underestimate the power of tik tok dances.
TIK TOK FAIRY: And LED fairy wands. Snap!
CINDERELLA OMG: Now I am imagining things. Must be too much dusting.
TIK TOK FAIRY: We are not imaginary. We are very real.
CINDERELLA OMG: You are going to help me clean?
TIK TOK FAIRY: My contract said nothing about cleaning.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Settle down there, junior. We are here to help, remember?
TIK TOK FAIRY: We have skills, it’s true.
TIK TOK FAIRY: What are you working on?
CINDERELLA: Well, I was trying to invent something new for the prince and since the prince loves shoes, I created light up shoes that can fit anyone.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Now that is objectively cool. The prince is going to love that.
CINDERELLA OMG: It doesn’t matter anymore though. It’s too late. There’s no hope.
TIK TOK FAIRY: It’s time to turn your frown upside down.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Her dress is a mess. She has no shoes. All the ubers are busy. It won’t be easy.
CINDERELLA: Now I feel even worse. I am failing at life.
TIK TOK FAIRY: You worry way too much. Did you ever think about doing meditation?
TIK TOK FAIRY: Listen up everyone, I’ve got this. It’s time to work our magic.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Use those pumpkins for coach drivers.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Check me out. BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO! I turned pumpkins into horses.
CINDERELLA: I CAN SEE IT! TWO HORSES AND A COACH FOR ME!
TIK TOK FAIRY: It’s all good, you are in good hands with this squad.
CINDERELLA: This is incredible!!! I am going to the ball!! I can’t wait to share my invention!
TIK TOK FAIRY: Not in that outfit. Squad, gather around. We have some work to do.
TIK TOK FAIRY: I know we are good but this extreme makeover is going to need some singing..
ALL: 5 6 7 8…
SONG/EVERYONE: BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO
Cinderella: Bibbidi bobbidi (repeating it over and over again)
TIK TOK FAIRY: We need to tell you something before you leave.
CINDERELLA: Now what?
TIK TOK FAIRY: We have one little issue with our spells.
CINDERELLA: What is it???
TIK TOK FAIRY: Our spells end at midnight. We can’t find a spell technician who wants to work these days.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Once the clock strikes twelve, our magic will wear off and you will go back to normal.
TIK TOK FAIRY: Make sure you leave right before the stroke of midnight.
CINDERELLA: I will. I promise. Thank you! (They leave)
(Enter Baron, Jester, and Prince OG)
BARON: How did I get here? One minute ago I was at the castle…
JESTER: And I was chatting up some good looking babes. Great.
BARON: There’s more to life than babes you know.
JESTER: Like what?
BARON: Castle Fortnite, A prince among us, playing with glass slipper pop its…
JESTER: You do make a point.
BARON: Why do I have a pumpkin in my hand?
JESTER: Hey, I have one too!
PRINCE OG: Excuse me! Get to work you two!
BARON: Pardon me, how can we help you?
PRINCE OG: Didn’t you get a notification on your castle device?
JESTER: Oh yeah, I must have silenced it.
PRINCE OG: And they call ME the old prince!
BARON: You know, you shouldn’t spend your whole life glued to a screen.
JESTER: OMG. I forgot about the notification, We have to pick up that cute Cinderella.
PRINCE OG: Wait until you see her. She has entered the tik tok universe.
BARON: I’m not so sure that is such a good thing.
PRINCE OG: I would agree with you normally but as you crazy kids say these days, the outfit is on fleek!
JESTER: I guess no more netflix and chilling for Cinderella!
PRINCE OG: Nope. Not tonight. The night will be epic when Cinderella and the Prince meet.
BARON: But does Cinderella have an invention to bring?
JESTER: The prince loves really creative people.
PRINCE OG: Cinderella is the most creative person I know.
BARON: Wait, how do you know Cinderella?
PRINCE OG: I meant to say, I’ll bet Cinderella is the most creative person I’d ever know.
BARON: Anyway. We should probably get going.
JESTER: Cinderella does need amazing escorts like us.
PRINCE OG: Stop your lollygagging and get to work you two!
BARON: Oh my, I haven’t heard that word since the last century.
JESTER: Grandma Janet likes to use that word.
PRINCE: Some things never change with these two. Off you go!