SCENE TWO: INVITATION TO THE BALL

Salty Mommas-Molly H & Susan O

Cinderella OMG-Hazel L

Salty Kids-Kayla H, Emmanuel K, Aaryan S

Meme Joker-Harrison D

Boujee Baron-Sebastian A

Prince Kicks-Nathaniel T

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: GET OVER HERE AND MOP THE FLOOR CINDERELLA!

CINDERELLA OMG:  Be right there.

KAYLA: Cinderella, you never do anything.

CINDERELLA OMG: I was just finishing the laundry.

EMMANUEL:  I’m hungry Cinderella. When are we eating???  

AARYAN: I hurt myself, Cinderella. Bring me a bandaid now!

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Cinderella, you didn’t mop these floors! I can’t see my beautiful reflection!

CINDERELLA OMG:  I’m so sorry.  

KAYLA:  Cinderella did that on purpose!

EMMANUEL:  We put up with way too many shenanigans.

CINDERELLA OMG:  I’ll do better. I promise.

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Your promises are getting old, dear.

ALL KIDS: Cinderella never does anything! Mother!!!

CINDERELLA OMG: Can I get you anything from the kitchen?

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Yes? What seems to be the problem?

AARYAN:  Cinderella gave me a dirty look.

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: CINDERELLA!!!

MEME JOKER: Should we come back at a better time?

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh, no! Please don’t go. Kids today, so much drama.

PRINCE KICKS: I am here to tell you about an amazing opportunity.

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: What an honor to have you stop by our home!

BOUJEE BARON:  Yes, the honor is all yours.

MEME JOKER: Baron can be a little cringe.  Ignore him.

BOUJEE BARON: Speak for yourself.

PRINCE KICKS:  I would like to personally invite you to my amazing castle.  

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh my goodness. Be still my heart!

MEME JOKER:  The party is going to be LIT!

BOUJEE BARON:  My parties never disappoint.

PRINCE KICKS: You know I have my own line of shoes right?

BOUJEE BARON:  Anyone who is anyone knows your shoes.

MEME JOKER:  It’s true.  Even my 82 year old mom buys them on ebay.  

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: I’m wearing your latest line of “not so uggs” right now.

PRINCE KICKS:  Well I am looking for a new design.  Something different.

BOUJEE BARON:  We are having a contest across the entire kingdom.

MEME JOKER: YESSSSSSSSSS! HASHTAG INSTAGOOD!

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh my, my children are the smartest in the land.

BOUJEE BARON:  Well just tell those smart children to invent some DOPE new kicks. 

PRINCE KICKS:  They will win a boatload of cash and perhaps even my love.

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh I will. You are going to be so happy with what they design.

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Excuse me, out of my way. It’s my turn now.

SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: How rude!

MEME JOKER:  Who’s that cleaning the floor? 

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: That’s no one, just someone who does work for me; no one special.

BOUJEE BARON:  Anyone is special enough to follow the prince on socials. 

PRINCE KICKS:  Everyone is invited.

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Whatever you say, your highness.

MEME JOKER:  It’s gonna be epic!

PRINCE KICKS: We are off.  Have a pleasant day!

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Ta ta for now!!!

CINDERELLA OMG:  Oh, I am so excited!  A ball!  And I have so many ideas about what shoes I should design!!!

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Well, well, well. YOU want to go to the ball?

CINDERELLA OMG:  They did say all were invited.

ALL KIDS:  Not you!!  hahhahahahaha

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Oh Cinderella, you are a funny little thing aren’t you.

KAYLA:  Cinderella has to finish the chores. 

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Oh my goodness, that’s true.

EMMANUEL:  Look at all of the dust!

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: It is pretty dusty since the last time you dusted was yesterday.

AARYAN: Dust bunnies are everywhere!

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: I may think about letting you go to the ball.

ALL KIDS:  MOTHER!  HOW COULD YOU?

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Finish the dusting, mopping, window washing, laundry, lawn mowing first. Then we will talk.

CINDERELLA OMG:   Oh my! I will, step mother I sure will! Oh goodness! Thank you! 

KAYLA :  But mother! Mother! She doesn’t deserve your kindness! 

ALL KIDS:  She doesn’t deserve ANYTHING!

EMMANUEL: Why does she get treated so nicely?  We don’t!!

AARYAN:  All I want is a good meal.  Is that too much to ask??

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Oh, you mustn’t worry. She won’t be able to finish all of these chores! I will make sure!!!

ALL KIDS: And what could she possibly wear?  

SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Rags are not in style this season! hahahhahaha!