SCENE TWO: INVITATION TO THE BALL
Salty Mommas-Molly H & Susan O
Cinderella OMG-Hazel L
Salty Kids-Kayla H, Emmanuel K, Aaryan S
Meme Joker-Harrison D
Boujee Baron-Sebastian A
Prince Kicks-Nathaniel T
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: GET OVER HERE AND MOP THE FLOOR CINDERELLA!
CINDERELLA OMG: Be right there.
KAYLA: Cinderella, you never do anything.
CINDERELLA OMG: I was just finishing the laundry.
EMMANUEL: I’m hungry Cinderella. When are we eating???
AARYAN: I hurt myself, Cinderella. Bring me a bandaid now!
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Cinderella, you didn’t mop these floors! I can’t see my beautiful reflection!
CINDERELLA OMG: I’m so sorry.
KAYLA: Cinderella did that on purpose!
EMMANUEL: We put up with way too many shenanigans.
CINDERELLA OMG: I’ll do better. I promise.
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Your promises are getting old, dear.
ALL KIDS: Cinderella never does anything! Mother!!!
CINDERELLA OMG: Can I get you anything from the kitchen?
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Yes? What seems to be the problem?
AARYAN: Cinderella gave me a dirty look.
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: CINDERELLA!!!
MEME JOKER: Should we come back at a better time?
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh, no! Please don’t go. Kids today, so much drama.
PRINCE KICKS: I am here to tell you about an amazing opportunity.
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: What an honor to have you stop by our home!
BOUJEE BARON: Yes, the honor is all yours.
MEME JOKER: Baron can be a little cringe. Ignore him.
BOUJEE BARON: Speak for yourself.
PRINCE KICKS: I would like to personally invite you to my amazing castle.
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh my goodness. Be still my heart!
MEME JOKER: The party is going to be LIT!
BOUJEE BARON: My parties never disappoint.
PRINCE KICKS: You know I have my own line of shoes right?
BOUJEE BARON: Anyone who is anyone knows your shoes.
MEME JOKER: It’s true. Even my 82 year old mom buys them on ebay.
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: I’m wearing your latest line of “not so uggs” right now.
PRINCE KICKS: Well I am looking for a new design. Something different.
BOUJEE BARON: We are having a contest across the entire kingdom.
MEME JOKER: YESSSSSSSSSS! HASHTAG INSTAGOOD!
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh my, my children are the smartest in the land.
BOUJEE BARON: Well just tell those smart children to invent some DOPE new kicks.
PRINCE KICKS: They will win a boatload of cash and perhaps even my love.
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: Oh I will. You are going to be so happy with what they design.
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Excuse me, out of my way. It’s my turn now.
SALTY MOMMA MOLLY: How rude!
MEME JOKER: Who’s that cleaning the floor?
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: That’s no one, just someone who does work for me; no one special.
BOUJEE BARON: Anyone is special enough to follow the prince on socials.
PRINCE KICKS: Everyone is invited.
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Whatever you say, your highness.
MEME JOKER: It’s gonna be epic!
PRINCE KICKS: We are off. Have a pleasant day!
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Ta ta for now!!!
CINDERELLA OMG: Oh, I am so excited! A ball! And I have so many ideas about what shoes I should design!!!
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Well, well, well. YOU want to go to the ball?
CINDERELLA OMG: They did say all were invited.
ALL KIDS: Not you!! hahhahahahaha
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Oh Cinderella, you are a funny little thing aren’t you.
KAYLA: Cinderella has to finish the chores.
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Oh my goodness, that’s true.
EMMANUEL: Look at all of the dust!
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: It is pretty dusty since the last time you dusted was yesterday.
AARYAN: Dust bunnies are everywhere!
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: I may think about letting you go to the ball.
ALL KIDS: MOTHER! HOW COULD YOU?
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Finish the dusting, mopping, window washing, laundry, lawn mowing first. Then we will talk.
CINDERELLA OMG: Oh my! I will, step mother I sure will! Oh goodness! Thank you!
KAYLA : But mother! Mother! She doesn’t deserve your kindness!
ALL KIDS: She doesn’t deserve ANYTHING!
EMMANUEL: Why does she get treated so nicely? We don’t!!
AARYAN: All I want is a good meal. Is that too much to ask??
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Oh, you mustn’t worry. She won’t be able to finish all of these chores! I will make sure!!!
ALL KIDS: And what could she possibly wear?
SALTY MOMMA SUSAN: Rags are not in style this season! hahahhahaha!