FILL OUT THE ATTACHED TO AUDITION FOR BYE BYE BIRDIE! SEE YOU AT THE AUDITION ON MONDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH AT 8:15AM.
AUDITION SCENE: Read one of the parts below. It doesn’t matter which part you read. You are judged based on volume, personality, behavior, and clear speaking voice.
URSULA: Kim MacAfee, what do you MEAN you’re resigning from the Fan CIub??
KIM: Sorry, it was tough but it was time for a change.
URSULA: Just because Hugo Peabody is your new BAE, it doesn’t mean you have to give up being one of Conrad Birdie’s loyal snapchat followers!
KIM: I’m sorry, Ursula, but my mind is made up. Of course, I still adore him but things like the Conrad Birdie Scream are past me now.
URSULA: You’re giving up the SCREAM? How could you? Oh Kim, how could you?
MRS. MACAFEE: Please get off your device! Come and sit down at dinner with us.
KIM: You guys are so square.
MR. MACAFEE: You kids can’t hold a conversation anymore!
KIM: Sorry, parents are on the smartphone lecture. I am 15 now; time I settled down.
MRS. MACAFEE: Oh my, we actually got a call on our landline! Kim, it’s for you!
MR. MACAFEE: Dads can’t even get a call on the landline.
KIM: I’ll take it Doris.
MRS. MACAFEE: Ok. Wait. What did you say??
KIM: There’s no need to look so upset. It’s modern to call your mother by her first name.
MRS. MACAFEE: What do you think we are, PALS?
MR. MAC: And don’t you get any ideas about calling your old man by his first name!
MAYOR: It is with great pride that I welcome you to North Brunswick!
MAYOR: Yes, yes, now hold your horses, young lady. I would like to present a 14-carat solid gold key so generously donated by the fabulous PTO to CONRAD BIRDIE!!!
URSULA: He said it! He said the name!
MAYOR: What happened? All I said was Conrad Birdie!
MAYOR If you girls don’t stop that I can’t finish my speech!
URSULA: Who cares about your speech! We want to hear from Conrad!!
KIM: Keep it cool, Ursula!!
CONRAD: YOU GOTTA BE SINCERE!
MAYOR (Girls collapse) Mr. Birdie! What are you doing?
CONRAD: OH, BABY!
MRS. MAC: Well, he IS kind of dreamy. I guess that makes me a cougar!
KIM: MOM! You are so embarrassing!!
CONRAD: OH, HONEY! HUG ME!
MRS. MAC: AHHH!!! (Fainting)
KIM: SO AWKWARD!